Whod you bang
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
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I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
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What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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