try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
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I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
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our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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