but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
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My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
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If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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