I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
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i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
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What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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