So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
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i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
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What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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