I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
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And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
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They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
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