I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
honey bunches of taint.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
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I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
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Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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