scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
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