What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
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This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
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I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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