You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
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His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
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Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize