It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
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I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
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I want a musical about memes.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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