i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
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Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
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Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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