That's when you crack a 10am beer
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize