Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I feel great
I just peed on a car
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
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and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
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I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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