She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
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i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
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I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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