3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
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It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
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Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
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