I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
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I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
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She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Enjoy the penises
I think my moral compass just broke
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