I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
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so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
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Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
my liver is dry heaving
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
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