i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
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This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
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YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
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