It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
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I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
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What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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