You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
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airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
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All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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