Yo dont text me then not text me
Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
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and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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