Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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