Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
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I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
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Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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