Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
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It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
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Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
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