You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
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A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
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You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
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