Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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