Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
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he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
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I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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