You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
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Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
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He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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