just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
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Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
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He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
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