I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
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Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
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All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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