My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
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sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
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I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
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