i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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