to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
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So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
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I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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