Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
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One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
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I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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