i jhust puked up my retainher.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
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there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
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You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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