It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
the condom got lost in my hair
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
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Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
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My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
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