Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
i will never coherently bang her
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
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Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
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Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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