is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
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I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
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I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
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