My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
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yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
I miss vodka workout Fridays
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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