Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
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So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
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I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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