I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
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Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
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We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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