I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
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Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
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And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
where are my pants?
in the oven.
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