I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
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Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
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