you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
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she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
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This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
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