My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
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I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
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I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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