super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
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isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
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He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
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