I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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