ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
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I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
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He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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