I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
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Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
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I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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